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SML Stories Issue 2 is an issue of SML Stories. It was written by MamaLuigi22.

The Story:

  • Chef Pee Pee is peacefully sleeping
  • Chef Pee Pee is harshly awakened to getting hit with a beer bottle by Bowser.
  • Chef Pee Pee:
    • "AAH! What the hell is wrong with you?!"
  • Bowser:
    • "You promised me and Junior that today you would bring us to the mall!"
  • Chef Pee Pee:
    • "You couldn't of just politely woken me up?!"
  • Bowser:
    • "No!!!!! I couldn't of!!!!!! Now take us!!!"
  • Chef Pee Pee:
    • "AAAH! Fine! Let's go!!"
  • Chef Pee Pee drives Bowser and Bowser Junior to the mall
  • Chef Pee Pee:
    • "Okay *ssholes! We're here!"
  • Bowser Junior:
    • (looks out the window)
    • "WE ARE AT THE MALL CHEF PEE PEE!!!!"
  • Chef Pee Pee:
    • "Why was yelling necessary? Did that make you feel more important?"
  • Bowser Junior:
    • "Well..."
  • Bowser punches Chef Pee Pee
  • Bowser:
    • "Yeah!!! Because yelling is fun!!! Let's go!!!!"
  • Bowser throws Chef Pee Pee out of the car and onto the ground
  • Chef Pee Pee:
    • "It's gonna be one of those days huh"
  • Bowser Junior and Bowser run inside while Chef Pee Pee calmly walks behind them
  • Bowser Junior:
    • "Is that Mickey Mouse?!"
  • Bowser Junior runs to the mouse, Bowser and a grumpy Chef Pee Pee follow
  • Bowser Junior:
    • "Are you Mickey Mouse?!'
  • Mickey Seacrest:
    • "No, I'm Mickey Seacrest"
  • Bowser Junior:
    • "Who?"
  • Bowser:
    • "Wait! I know who you are!"
  • Mickey Seacrest:
    • "Whatever could you mean?"
  • Bowser:
    • "Your that bum who took over the American Idol thing and pretended to be the host!"
  • Mickey Seacrest:
    • "Um..."
  • Bowser:
    • "Weren't you arrested for life after?!"
  • Mickey Seacrest:
    • "Well you see...Uh..."
  • Bowser:
    • "Your a escaped prisoner! I'm going to call the authorities!'
  • Mickey Seacrest realizes he's going to be ratted out, and throws a smoke bomb down
  • Chef Pee Pee:
    • "What the hell?!"
  • Mickey kidnaps Bowser, Bowser Junior, and Chef Pee Pee amid the chaos
  • Two days later...
  • Chef Pee Pee wakes up tied to an American Idol chair, and screams in horror. This wakes up Bowser and Junior next to him.
  • Bowser:
    • "What is happening?!"
  • Mickey Seacrest:
    • "I have you hostage! I can't have you reporting me to the authorities"
  • Chef Pee Pee:
    • "Your insane!"
  • Mickey Seacrest:
    • "So, I'm going to have you endure a makeshift American idol competition! This will be filled with people I've held hostage!"
  • Chef Pee Pee:
    • "If we complete it, can we go?"
  • Mickey Seacrest:
    • "Deal!"
  • Two hours later, the contest begins...
  • Mickey Seacrest:
    • "First person is named Mario!"
  • Bowser and Chef Pee Pee look at each other awkwardly
  • Mario:
    • "Let me go!"
  • Mickey holds a gun at Mario
  • Mickey Seacrest:
    • "Sing!'
  • Mario:
    • "Ok ok ok! Um...Do the Mario!"
  • Bowser Junior:
    • "Hey! I remember this from a tv show"
  • Chef Pee Pee:
    • "dammit"
  • Mario completes his song
  • Mickey Seacrest:
    • "So what do the judges think?"
  • Bowser:
    • "No"
  • Chef Pee Pee
    • "No"
  • Bowser Junior:
    • "Yes!"
  • Mickey Seacrest:
    • "And Mario is out!"
  • Mario exits
  • Mickey Seacrest:
    • "Next up is...Janett and Kelly Murphy!"
  • Janett and Kelly walk up, and sing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfRtkCGE40A
  • Bowser Junior, Chef Pee Pee, and Bowser look on in horror
  • Chef Pee Pee:
    • "I say no. I'm pretty sure this applies for all of us right?"
  • Bowser and Bowser Junior nod to agree
  • Mickey Seacrest:
    • "Alright! Next is a Donald Trump obsessor, Donald Rump!"
  • Donald Rump sings https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gJMit2ZojM , then bleeds to death.
  • Chef Pee Pee, Bowser, and Bowser Junior are horrified as Mickey disposes of the body
  • Mickey Seacrest:
    • "Next is...wait a minute"
  • Bowser:
    • "What?"
  • Mickey Seacrest:
    • "Why is the exit door ope-and Mario is gone...uh oh!"
  • Mario and Officer Goodman storm in
  • Goodman:
    • "You are under arrest Mkay?"
  • Mickey Seacrest:
    • "Son of a b*tch!"
  • Mickey tries to run off, but is shot down by Goodman with his stun-gun
  • Goodman:
    • "Your all free to go! He'll be in prison for a long time, with Bubbles"
  • Bowser and the others leave
  • Bowser looks outside, and sees the mall is now temporarily closed down until this mess is sorted out
  • Bowser:
    • "Chef Pee Pee you promised!!!"
  • Chef Pee Pee:
    • "Wait this isn't my fault it-"
  • Bowser starts beating Chef Pee Pee with his belt.

Characters:

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