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SML Stories Issue 1 is the first issue of SML Stories. It was "written" mostly on the fly by MamaLuigi22 and TheEnderGamer during a Roleplay. However parts were lost in the original, and it wasn't completely finished, so MamaLuigi22 had to improvise in some parts.

The Story:

  • Bowser:
    • "CHEF PEE PEE!!!"
  • Chef Pee Pee:
    • "What?!"
  • Bowser:
    • "Well I was going to say hello, but you decided to get sassy! Now I want a milkshake!"
  • Chef Pee Pee:
    • "WHA-Wait just a milkshake? I can do that."
  • Chef Pee Pee makes milkshake
  • Bowser:
    • "HURRY UP!!!"
  • Chef Pee Pee:
    • "Fine! Here's your fricken milkshake!"
  • Bowser:
    • "What the hell is this?"
  • Chef Pee Pee:
    • "It's a milkshake! Isn't that what you wanted?"
  • Bowser:
    • "NOO! I asked for a hamburger!"
  • Chef Pee Pee:
    • "wait what?!? No you didn't!"
  • Bowser:
    • "I did! So you better make it, before I slit your throat."
  • Chef Pee Pee:
    • "AHHH!!! FINE!"
    • (Makes hamburger)
  • Chef Pee Pee:
    • "Ok Lord Bowser, now you got the HAM BURGER you ordered! Happy now?"
  • Bowser:
    • "These aren't French fries!"
  • chef Pee pee:
    • "Don't do this right now!"
  • Bowser:
    • "Whatever! I got a new demand. My son has a train table, and I want to try it out! SO GO BUY ME ONE!"
  • Chef Pee Pee:
    • "...fine"
  • chef Pee pee walks out, breaks someone else's window, and drives off and buys it.
  • chef pee pee:
    • "Ok I'm bac-WHAT THE H*LL?!"
  • Bowser is seen wrecking the kitchen
  • Bowser:
    • "You made such a mess! Clean it up!"
  • chef Pee pee:
    • "I JUST GOT HERE!"
  • Bowser:
    • "I'm hungry, make me a Shrimpo cocktail. Here, I'll give you someone to help"
    • (throws Woody at Chef Pee Pee)
  • Chef Pee Pee:
    • "I have so much to do! Woody, will you help me?"
  • Woody:
    • "Yes. Let's switch roles! I'll clean, and you'll hunt Shrimpo!"
  • Chef Pee Pee:
    • "Wait a minute I don't kno-"
  • woody throws Chef Pee Pee outside
  • chef Pee pee drives to the store to get Shrimpos
  • Meanwhile, Woody "decorates" the house with Shrimpo poop
  • Woody:
    • "Shrimpo Poop makes everything better!"
  • Chef Pee Pee:
    • "Ok I'm bac-WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!"
  • Woody:
    • "It's pure Shrimpo sh*t!"
  • Chef Pee Pee:
    • "That's nasty! Smells so gross!"
  • Bowser:
    • "Ok I'm here to check on you guys an-WHAT THE F*CK IS THIS?! THE KITCHENS A MESS AND THERES POOP EVERYWHERE!"
  • Chef Pee Pee:
    • "Woody is the one who decided to put Shrimpo poo everywhere"
  • Bowser:
    • "Likely story! You will clean this up! If it's not cleaned in an hour, imma kill you okay?!?!? AAAAH!!!! Humph!"
    • (Leaves to watch Charleyyy and Friends)
  • Chef Pee Pee:
    • "Wh...wha...(screams)"
  • Woody:
    • "Calm down Chef Pee Pee. I know you made a mess, but together we can clean this up!"
  • Chef Pee Pee:
    • "(growls) fine! As long as you promise not to put sh*t everywhere again. Deal?"
  • Woody:
    • "Even though that was you, deal!"
  • Chef Pee Pee and Woody start cleaning the kitchen
  • Woody:
    • "I know what will help! SHRIMPO PARTY! (Presses button)"
  • Chef Pee Pee:
    • "You idiot!"
  • Woody:
    • "It'll be fine!"
  • Shrimpos invade the area
  • A Shrimpo bites Woody and throws him against the wall
  • Woody:
    • "This was a bad idea"
  • Chef Pee Pee stabs the Shrimpo
  • Woody:
    • "Thank you!"
  • Woody and Chef Pee Pee start fighting off Shrimpo
  • Woody:
    • "This is harder then my ex-wife Sarah Croft makes me!"
  • Sarah Croft:
  • "I heard that!"
  • Woody:
    • "D*mn it Sarah!"
  • Sarah:
    • "You owe me child support!"
  • Woody:
    • "I do not!"
  • Sarah:
    • "Do too!"
  • Woody:
    • "Do not!"
  • Sarah:
    • "Do too!"
  • Woody:
    • "Do not!"
  • Sarah:
    • "Do to-"
  • Sarah is mauled by a Shrimpo
  • Woody:
    • "F*ck yes! Yes! She's gone! Woohoo!"
  • Chef Pee Pee continues taking down shrimpos
  • Woody:
    • "Why are there so many! This is all your fault Chef Pee Pee!"
  • Chef Pee Pee:
  • "You fricking threw them everywhere!"
  • Woody:
    • "Yes, but they are attacking cuz your face is so ugly! It disturbs them!"
  • Chef Pee Pee:
    • "What did you say? Eh, I don't care (continues stabbing shrimpos)"
  • Bowser:
    • "I'm here! The kitchen better be clean! Wait what the f-(is attacked by Shrimpo)"
  • Bowser:
    • "CHEF PEE PEE SAVE ME!!!!"
  • Chef Pee Pee stabs the shrimpo
  • Bowser:
    • "Yay I'm safe! I'm like a superhero! I saved myself!"
  • Woody:
    • "Good job Bowser!"
  • Bowser:
  • "I know thank you!"
  • Chef Pee Pee:
    • "F... you know i don't care"
  • Bowser:
    • "You don't care?! (Punches him) that's not nice!"
  • Chef Pee Pee:
    • "Ow!"
  • Woody:
    • "Guys, we still have a Shrimpo infestation to deal with!"
  • Bowser:
    • "Good luck with that suckers! Mwa ha ha ha! (Tries to run away, but hits the wall and is knocked out)"
  • Chef Pee Pee continues taking down shrimpos
  • Soon, all are taken down
  • Woody:
    • "Yeah! The Shrimpos are gone...wait...Chef Pee Pee do you hear that?"
  • Chef Pee Pee:
    • "hear what?"
  • Woody:
    • "It's the call of a God Shrimpo! Sir Zues E. Shrimpo! We're in deep trouble"
  • Chef Pee Pee:
    • "F***ing hell!"
  • Zues E. Shrimpo uses mind powers to throw Chef Pee Pee out the window
  • Woody:
    • "Chew...ie...BOY!!!!!! (Jumps onto the god Shrimpo)"
  • Zues throws Woody off
  • Chef Pee Pee:
  • Bowser:
    • "ITS MY KITCHEN!!!!!!! (Grabs Chef Pee Pee and punches him in the face)"
  • Chef Pee Pee:
    • "DO YOU COOK IN IT? NO! (jumps back on the shrimp as the music plays again)"
  • Chef pee pee stabs the shrimp multiple times
  • Bowser:
    • "ILL TEACH YOU TO TAKE MY KITCHEN! AAAH! (Throws a crate filled with ravid Shrimpos, releasing them all)"
  • Chef Pee Pee:
    • "F***ING F*** S*** MOTHERF- (gets attacked by shrimpo) GAH SAVE ME"
  • Bowser:
    • "World star! (Films him) bite that chef!"
  • Bowser:
    • "OH! OH! OW! RIGHT IN THE BALLSACK! OH YEAH! DO IT FOR THE VINE!"
  • Chef Pee Pee:
    • "(high pitched) WOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
  • Woody:
    • "Bowser, this is sick, immoral, and sadistic...I like it. WORLD STAR!"
  • Bowser:
    • "Oh! OH! This is comedy gold!"
  • Chef Pee Pee: **"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh"
  • Bowser:
    • "WORLD Star!"
  • Chef Pee Pee:
    • "i'm never having kids...literally"
  • Bowser:
    • "Ha ha! His ugly *ss wouldn't get a girl either way!"
  • Woody:
    • "Straight savage!"
  • Chef Pee Pee:
    • "i'm gonna die! bye world!"
  • Woody:
    • "Ok I'm actually gonna save him. Film this for world star"
  • Bowser:
    • "Ok bro!"
  • Woody:
    • "Hey Shrimpo!"
  • Shrimpo hisses at woody
  • woody:
    • "Let's go! (Tackles the Shrimpo and starts beating it)"
  • Bowser:
    • "Oh! WORLD STAR!!!!!"
  • The Shrimpo throws Woody into Chef Pee Pee, knocking both down
  • Chef Pee Pee tries to scream but can't
  • Woody:
    • "I know who can help me hunt it!"
    • (Calls Jessie)
  • Jessie:
    • Hello?
  • Woody:
    • Jessie, code Shrimpo!
  • Jessie:
    • "I'll be right there"
  • Jessie:
    • "I am Jessie Davis, and I am ready to hunt some Shrimpo!"
  • Woody:
    • "SAVE US!"
  • Bowser:
    • "She's hot"
  • Woody:
    • "She's my girl dude!"
  • bowser:
    • "If you liked it you should've put a ring on it!"
  • Woody:
    • "AAAAAH!"
    • (Attacks Bowser)
  • Jessie:
    • "Chef, why are they so stupid?"
  • Chef Pee Pee:
    • "I don't know, they just are"
  • Jessie:
    • "I may have not been a woman for very long, but I know when someone's stupid!'
  • Woody:
    • "...you never told me about...this turn of events"
    • (throws up)
  • Bowser:
    • "I'd bang that!"
  • Woody throws up harder
  • Jessie:
    • "Come on, forget that! Let's hunt Shrimpo!"
  • Woody:
    • "She's right! I'll discuss the...news...later!"
  • Chef Pee Pee:
    • "Yes! Let us!"
  • Jessie:
    • "We need a montage! Let's do it!"
  • montage of Woody, Bowser, Jessie, and Chef Pee Pee walking in slow motion with weapons is shown
  • Bowser:
    • "Chef Pee Pee!!!!!! I WANNA WALK FASTER!!!!!!!"
  • Chef Pee Pee:
    • "SHUT UP BOWSER!"
  • (montage stops)
  • Bowser:
    • "CHEF PEE PEE DONT SASS ME!"
    • (Hits Chef Pee Pee with belt)
  • Chef Pee Pee:
    • "OW! FRICKING HECK!"
  • Woody:
    • "Guys focus!"
  • Bowser:
    • "Whatever! Your lucky Woody's here Chef Pee Pee!"
  • Chef Pee Pee: (Quitely)
    • "yeah because otherwise i'd be dead by now"
  • Bowser:
    • "Dude I'm a Koopa, I can here whispers"
  • Chef Pee Pee:
    • "What? How does being a koopa allow you to... forget it I don't care"
  • Bowser:
    • "Jessie look out!"
  • A Shrimpo attacks Jessie
  • Chef Pee Pee attacks the shrimpo
  • Jessie:
    • "Thank you sexy"
  • Woody:
    • "...CHEF PEE PEE DONT STEAL MY GIRL!"
  • Woody punches Chef Pee Pee
  • Chef Pee Pee:
    • "Ow! I was just saving here because none of you b******s did it"
  • Woody:
    • "SHES MY GIRL AND SHES HITTING ON YOU! ILL DO WHATS RATIONAL, BLAME YOU AND NOT HER!"
    • (tackles him, punching him over and over)
  • Bowser:
    • "She's mine!"
    • (Tackles both)
  • Chef Pee Pee:
    • "AH YOU FREAKING R***** GET OFF"
  • Woody:
    • "Sorry"
  • Bowser:
    • "Whatever, let's just stop shrimpo"
  • Woody flips in with swords to cut up shrimpo
  • Shrimpo bites Pee Pee
  • Chef Pee Pee:
    • "Ow!"
  • Bowser shoots the shrimpo
  • Chef Pee Pee stabs the shrimpo
  • Jessie:
    • "Okay, LETS GO!!!"
  • The group charges in, and after a long and tiring battle, the Shrimpo are defeated.
  • Woody:
    • "Now that the Shrimpo are gone, me and Jessie will have a little...talk, about her gender situation"
  • Woody leaves with Jessie and Shrimpo body parts
  • Chef Pee Pee
    • "Now everything is back to normal!"
  • Bowser:
    • "Not quite!"
  • Chef Pee Pee
    • "What do you mean?"
  • Bowser:
    • "You still owe me my milkshake!"
  • Chef Pee Pee screams in frustration.

Characters:

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