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SML Interviews: Jeffy! is the first episode of the SML Interviews series.

Plot

Brooklyn T. Guy interviews Jeffy.

Transcript

  • Brooklyn T. Guy: Hello everyone! Welcome to the first episode of SML Interviews! Today we are interviewing the most hated and annoying character in SuperMarioLogan's videos; Jeffy!
  • Jeffy: (comes in the stage) Hey. My name is Jeffy. See? It says it on my shirt, Jef-fy. You wanna see my pencil?
  • Brooklyn T. Guy: I don't need to.
  • Jeffy: Why?
  • Brooklyn T. Guy: I've seen pencils before, Jeffy. Your pencil is nothing new to me.
  • Jeffy: Why?
  • Brooklyn T. Guy: Let's just move on with the interview. Now in this series, I'm supposed to ask you some questions and you have to answer them.
  • Jeffy: Questions? What is that?
  • Brooklyn T. Guy: No, Jeffy. I'm supposed to ask questions.
  • Jeffy: Why?
  • Brooklyn T. Guy: I'm not going to argue with you anymore. Okay, Question 1: Where do you live?
  • Jeffy: 7 Jeffy Street. That was easy.
  • Brooklyn T. Guy: Uh... Are you sure that's a real street name?
  • Jeffy: Yup.
  • Brooklyn T. Guy: Anyways, Question 2: Who are your parents?
  • Jeffy: My sister's name is Feebee!
  • Brooklyn T. Guy: I did not ask about your siblings. Let's try this again. Question 2: Who are your parents?
  • Jeffy: Mario and Rosalina.
  • Brooklyn T. Guy: They are not your real parents, Jeffy. They are your legal guardians. Do you even remember anything about your parents at all?
  • Jeffy: Um... I think my dad's name is Ned's Head because he kinda looks like my daddy, and my mom's name is- (pats his diaper two times)
  • Brooklyn T. Guy: Uh, nice educated guess you got there, Jeffy. Next question. Question 3: How old are you?
  • Jeffy: (pats his diaper repeatedly)
  • Brooklyn T. Guy: Uh, Jeffy. Answer the question.
  • Jeffy: (continues patting his diaper)
  • Brooklyn T. Guy: Jeffy. Jeffy! Answer the question! Jeffy! Jeffy stop! Jeffy stop it! Jeffy answer the question now! Jeffy! Come on Jeffy, we don't have time for this! We end this show in like, 5 minutes, so you better stop! Jeffy! Jeffy! Jeffy stop! Bad boy Jeffy! Bad!
  • Jeffy: (cries) You think I'm a Bad boy Jeffy?! (hits his head on the nearest inanimate object)
  • Brooklyn T. Guy: No, Jeffy! I think you're a good boy! Yeah, you're totally a good boy, yeah, sure.
  • Jeffy: (sniff) You think Jeffy's a good boy?
  • Brooklyn T. Guy: Yeah, sure, whatever. Question 3: How old are you?
  • Jeffy: 7!
  • Brooklyn T. Guy: Of course you say 7. Question 4: Why do you like pencils so much?
  • Jeffy: Because I could put them up my nose, because my nose has holes in it so pencils belong there.
  • Brooklyn T. Guy: Nice thinking, Jeffy! You're smarter than you look! Yeah, you're very smart, sure. Question 5: What is 0 plus 0? Wow. Never thought a math problem is going to appear in an interview.
  • Jeffy: It's 2.
  • Brooklyn T. Guy: No, it's 0.
  • Jeffy: No, it's 2 because we have 1 zero and another zero, and zeroes don't love each other so it's 2.
  • Brooklyn T. Guy: Numbers cannot love, okay Jeffy? Yeah, numbers cannot love. Where did you even learn that from?
  • Jeffy: Daddy taught me.
  • Brooklyn T. Guy: Do you mean Mario or Ned's Head?
  • Jeffy: Mario.
  • Brooklyn T. Guy: There is no way he taught you that. He's not retarded too, is he?
  • Jeffy: I think he is just a daddy!
  • Brooklyn T. Guy: Show me an example where numbers love each other.
  • Jeffy: Well, 2 plus 2 equals Baby 2 because they love each other to make a baby, so it's Baby 2.
  • Brooklyn T. Guy: Then explain why zeroes do not love each other.
  • Jeffy: Because there's not a heart on the number.
  • Brooklyn T. Guy: Where's the heart on the number 2, then?
  • Jeffy: If you turn the 2 sideways, it makes kinda like a heart with a line through it.
  • Brooklyn T. Guy: I think it looks more like the letter N.
  • Jeffy: You're racist.
  • Brooklyn T. Guy: How am I even racist? Where did you even learn this word?
  • Jeffy: A black guy came up to daddy and said he was a racist. You're a racist.
  • Brooklyn T. Guy: No i not racist you're racist
  • (cries) You think I'm a racist boy Jeffy?! (hits his head on the nearest inanimate object)
  • Brooklyn T. Guy: No, Jeffy! I think you're a good boy not a racist boy! Yeah, you're totally a good boy, yeah, sure.
  • Brooklyn T. Guy: Sounds like that's all the time we have for today! Thank god.
  • Jeffy: Why?
  • Brooklyn T. Guy: Because this show is 8 or 7 minutes long each episode, and the time just so happens to be up, so time's up.
  • Jeffy: Do I get to go again?
  • Brooklyn T. Guy: No.
  • Jeffy: Why?
  • Brooklyn T. Guy: We need to interview characters other than you, Jeffy. Besides, you are the most hated.
  • Jeffy: Why?
  • Brooklyn T. Guy: Just go, okay?
  • Jeffy: Why?
  • Brooklyn T. Guy: The show won't stop until you leave, so go!
  • Jeffy: (pats his diaper repeatedly)
  • Brooklyn T. Guy: (sigh) Of course...
  • Jeffy: Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh!
  • Brooklyn T. Guy: Well, I'm just going to go home now. You can turn off the camera now.
  • THE END

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